So I made an incredible discovery the other day. There’s a Fox News for liberals. And it’s called MSNBC. You probably all knew about this, but being the CNN addict I am, I had no idea. While I don’t think it’s a good idea to get most of your news from overly-biased news sources, sometimes my law school-weary brain gets tired, and I just want to hear some unapologetically biased news with a liberal elitist spin.

Oh, and the guest who is on right now just used the word “nefarious,” which incidentally is my favorite word in the English language. I’m hooked. Now I just have to try not to O.D.